"What do you want PJ!?" Dan says gruffly. "Hello Daddy," PJ says, "Guess what Hillary just told me?" "ALL MEN SHOULD BE STERILIZED," Dan says in his most offensive Hillary voice. "HAHAHAHA..." PJ's laugh can be heard throughout the apartment. "But for real, apparently someone pronounced 'chili con queso' wrong and Kersch cried." "Wow," Dan says. "What a fuckin' beta." But his thoughts trail off, as his mind focuses on what his next meal will be. <br> <br> <button type="button" class="foodQuestButton" onClick="foodQuest()">Go to the Quest for Food</button>