Unable to continue his slumber, Dan rolls over and grabs his phone. After responding to many Facebook messages requesting drugs and sexual favors for much older men, Dan feels the need to poo. Today's BM is especially urgent, due to last night's dinner of raw garlic and a full pound of kale. <br> <br>Does Dan ROLL AROUND AND COMPLAIN ABOUT IT or PUT ON A PODCAST AND DO THE DEED? <br> <br><button type="button" id="rollComplainButton" onClick="rollComplain()">Roll and Complain</button><br><button type="button" id="goPooButton" onClick="goPoo()">Podcast and Poo</button>